The President and First Lady were being escorted to a local event. As they’re driving through the city, they happened to pass by a familiar face. It was the First Lady’s former boyfriend, who was working as a garbage collector.
“IF YOU WOULD HAVE MARRIED HIM,”
the President said,
“YOU WOULD BE THE WIFE OF A GARBAGE MAN … NOT THE PRESIDENT.”
“IF I WOULD HAVE MARRIED HIM,”
the wife retorts,
” HE WOULD HAVE BEEN THE PRESIDENT.”